Houseguests, Or, What Do Men Think Is Going To Happen If God Forbid They Change The Toilet Paper Roll?

  “How’s being a bachelorette?,” my dad asked. “You mean how’s having four husbands?,” I countered. Three of my partner Michael’s best friends are visiting from Scotland, and staying with us for a couple weeks. They’re top and tailing packed like sardines in the small room formerly known as my office. In preparation for their […]